Nowhere Fast (2017)

Nowhere Fast, the brain child of stand up comedian Alison Spittle. The show is a comedy about life in small town Ireland as seen from the perspective of the returning millennial.

Nowhere Fast is a comedy about women in rural Ireland, and one woman in particular. Fresh from a disaster in her media career in the big smoke, Angela returns to her family home to lick her wounds and plan her next move.  Can she escape the quicksand of small town Ireland and get her life back on track? And in the meantime can she keep her friends and family happy so she can get lifts?

Starring along side Spittle are Clare Monnelly (Moone Boy), GenevieveAlison solojpg[1] Hulme Beaman (Pondling) as Angela’s best friends Mary and Brid, with Angela’s family being played by a stellar cast including Cathy Belton (Red Rock/Roy) and Mark Doherty (Moone Boy/ A Film with Me in It). Written by Spittle and Simon Mulholland, with additional writing by Cian McGarrigle.  We’re delighted that we’ve managed to coax International Emmy and BAFTA nominated director Simon Gibney (Bull for UKTV) back to Dublin for this series.

Written by:
Alison Spittle
Simon Mulholland
Cian McGarrigle

Directed by
Simon Gibney

Produced by
Ailish McElmeel

Executive Producer
Paul Donovan


Alison Spittle

Clare Monnelly

Geneveive Hulme Beaman

Cathy Belton

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